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This blog is a space where I've given myself permission to express my thoughts as they come to me without the pressure to clean them up, or translate them for anyone's benefit; just my naked thinking showing up as text on screen. Sometimes it's funny, sometimes poignant, sometimes absurd; kinda like me.

Three things you need to keep in mind as you read my posts:

1.) I have extremely sexy eyebrows.
2.) I didn't handpick all of those videos to the right. I love Adam Curtis, and this was my YouTube compromise.
3.) I like semicolons; I think they're fun!

Monday, March 17, 2008

Blogette II

If you have bad breath, please don't lean in to talk to me. You can be emphatic from right where you are.

Also, please don't tell me any secrets, because now I'm not going to breathe the whole time you're whisper-thrusting your bad breath in my face.
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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I ALWAYS worry about my breath if I'm talking closely to someone. why doesn't everyone do this? WHY?

March 18, 2008 at 7:40 AM
Unknown said...

"whisper-thrusting"

hahaha - the thought of that is just nasty.

March 18, 2008 at 2:57 PM
argyle socks said...

Yeah- and why do people with horrendous breath need to say lots of H-words all the damn time?

And why do they always have questions, WHo, WHen, WHere, WHy, HHHHow.

WHITE IT DOWN, DAMN!! Please just write it down.

March 18, 2008 at 7:29 PM

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