Ich hat 8 jahre in Deustchland gewohnen. Warum spreche ich Deutsch nicht? Scheiße!!!


This blog is a space where I've given myself permission to express my thoughts as they come to me without the pressure to clean them up, or translate them for anyone's benefit; just my naked thinking showing up as text on screen. Sometimes it's funny, sometimes poignant, sometimes absurd; kinda like me.

Three things you need to keep in mind as you read my posts:

1.) I have extremely sexy eyebrows.
2.) I didn't handpick all of those videos to the right. I love Adam Curtis, and this was my YouTube compromise.
3.) I like semicolons; I think they're fun!

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Beautiful Eyes?

I just went to go grab some diner. I saw one of the cooks while I was paying, and he said that I have beautiful eyes. It turned into a few compliments, and I didn't take a single one personally; assuming that he said the same thing to virtually every customer that he sees.

Right? Flatter a woman, make her feel good, and she's more likely to patronize your establishmement.

Okay, yeah sure, thanks.

I guess my dismissiveness must have come through in my tone, because another woman nearby told me that the cook had just told her that she had "crazy eyes".

I guess he's into eyes?

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