Ich hat 8 jahre in Deustchland gewohnen. Warum spreche ich Deutsch nicht? Scheiße!!!


This blog is a space where I've given myself permission to express my thoughts as they come to me without the pressure to clean them up, or translate them for anyone's benefit; just my naked thinking showing up as text on screen. Sometimes it's funny, sometimes poignant, sometimes absurd; kinda like me.

Three things you need to keep in mind as you read my posts:

1.) I have extremely sexy eyebrows.
2.) I didn't handpick all of those videos to the right. I love Adam Curtis, and this was my YouTube compromise.
3.) I like semicolons; I think they're fun!

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Lesbian Phrases I Hate:



10. Let's stay in and eat out.

9. I'm vegan.

8. Have you seen (insert obscure indie foreign film)?

7. I have a cat.

6. I don't care what anyone says, Tevas still look great!

5. What do you think of my new haircut?

4. I'm torn, should I get a Prius or an Outback?

3. Obama, blah, blah, blah...

2. My roommate (lease), blah, blah, blah... so I think it makes more sense to just move in with you.

1. You know I date men, right?

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