Ich hat 8 jahre in Deustchland gewohnen. Warum spreche ich Deutsch nicht? Scheiße!!!


This blog is a space where I've given myself permission to express my thoughts as they come to me without the pressure to clean them up, or translate them for anyone's benefit; just my naked thinking showing up as text on screen. Sometimes it's funny, sometimes poignant, sometimes absurd; kinda like me.

Three things you need to keep in mind as you read my posts:

1.) I have extremely sexy eyebrows.
2.) I didn't handpick all of those videos to the right. I love Adam Curtis, and this was my YouTube compromise.
3.) I like semicolons; I think they're fun!

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Okay- Let's Say You're Lactose Intolerant.


Let's also say that you just started your period, and you're all bloated all feeling like shit.


Bad time to try a peppermint mocha. I don't care how good it looks in the picture- Bad idea!


Stupid body!


Why do I have a dinner date tonight?


Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! I gotta learn to take better care of myself. (Either that, or get a girlfriend who's overly maternal 3 days a month, AND knows when to back off!!)
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