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Thursday, March 20, 2008

Blogette III


Please drink your water.

Listen up ladies. It's just not fair to other people (me) who need to use the bathroom after you.


I don't like being assaulted by the smell of ammonia because your piss is so strong it makes my eyes burn even after you've flushed it down the toilet.

There may be other health benefits, but out of consideration for the next woman in the bathroom, please drink your water.
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is insane. This is brilliant.
I love the raw honesty.

Drinking my water and I ain't no lady.

Kev

March 24, 2008 at 3:56 PM
argyle socks said...

Thanks, Kev.

I figure if you're not going to do it for the sake of your health, and to avert kidney failure, then how about thinking about the next woman?

It's unfair that I have to walk into a toxic cloud and make the "Sour-beer" face just to use the bathroom.

Spread the word.

March 24, 2008 at 4:15 PM

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