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This blog is a space where I've given myself permission to express my thoughts as they come to me without the pressure to clean them up, or translate them for anyone's benefit; just my naked thinking showing up as text on screen. Sometimes it's funny, sometimes poignant, sometimes absurd; kinda like me.

Three things you need to keep in mind as you read my posts:

1.) I have extremely sexy eyebrows.
2.) I didn't handpick all of those videos to the right. I love Adam Curtis, and this was my YouTube compromise.
3.) I like semicolons; I think they're fun!

Monday, March 3, 2008

Marshmallow Angels





I just bought a new comforter, and I LOVE IT!!!!!

I love it with Oprah emphatic charisma, I LuuuVEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!

It must be all in my mind, but it feels like it makes my bed SO much more comfortable. I got one of those Beauty Rest Pillowtop mattresses that remind me of the "Calgon, take me away" commercials.

[We had Calgon in the house when I was a kid, and maybe I was too enthused by the commercials so I used too much, but I wasn't really a fan. It always just felt like taking a bath with sand scratching your ass and perfume burning your nose.]

Anyway, one of my best friends is moving tomorrow, and he's been staying at my place before he leaves. Well, last night he climbed into my bed and said, "Wow! This is really comfortable. It's like sitting on a cloud being fed marshmallows by angels."

What higher compliment can you give to someone as you climb into bed with them?


Nice tits?





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